SM opens their devilish hearts to you

Famous Entertainment group, SM Entertainment, finally finds a way to get young people's hearts in America. It's a really smart plan... they even want every race to come and join the fun. Aren't you so sweet SM? They planned to open an audition in Los Angeles from 3PM to 7PM.

I mean they also want six or seven year olds to come and have some fun too. Aww... SM you're making me blush. Your hearts are so devilish and so nice that I would go on and give you some money to show how much I love you guys... scrap that... I don't wanna audition, heck I need my money. I'm not giving it to people who don't need it.

I've heard some rumors about SM beating their "slaves" aka "entertainers". I also learned that DBSK went through some water diet when they debuted.

It'll be my dream to come and meet SHINee, especially my Onew and Taemin. Also to meet DBSK, SNSD, The Grace... um I think I'm done? But I don't really care. SHINee, DBSK, SNSD, and The Grace might look cute on camera but what happens off? I also heard that BoA needs an attitude change. Is BoA a stuck up person, because it kinda seems real to me. I've met some famous people, and they're not what they are live.

Example 1, Lee Hyori, she looks like the horniest girl on t.v because she wears all those short stuff, she puts on too much make-up, she sometimes dresses like a slut, but she's not in real life. She's fun, she wears long stuff, and her voice is extremely good.

I mean shoot I'd audition for SM Entertainment, but not cause I want to be famous it 's just cause I like singing... No! I will not post a video of myself singing. So don't ask. If I become a singer, I won't tell you. You can audition if you want, but if you want your life being sold to the devil, go ahead.